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	Eugene has performed all across the Good Ole' USA at conferences, conventions, (Eugene was a featured speaker at the National Home Education Leadership Conference in Va. Beach, Va. in 2003), family events, corporate events, shows, and is available as a theme park walk-around performing stories & songs of humor and inspiration. Eugene is a public relations promoter with his guitar and songs such as: "The Day I Gave That Cat A Bath", "Cat's In The Kettle", "My Wife Has A New Fur Hat", "Puttin' On The Dog", "I'm My Own Grandpa", "The Walley World Worship Center"' "I Think I'll Run For President", and many more songs and stories of clean humor for the entire family. In addition, Eugene's twin cousin, Bro. Don Woolett, had a special guest appearence in the family movie "Dad The Hero In The Wild, Wild, West" produced by Take 7 Films. Bro. Don & his twin cousin, Eugene, presents "Bro. Don & Eugene's family Comedy Song Bazaar", featuring a message of family unity and laughter.
	Eugene is available for your family entertainment, conference, convention, or church courtesy of:
	SongCreations
	Don Woolett
	(270)723-5184
	www.EugeneForPresident.US
	www.HomeFirstUSA.com
	E-mail: songcreations@gmail.com



	I Think I'll Run for President
	Words & Music: Don Woolett

	1. This world is in an awful mess as one could plainly see.
	Our government is overcome with mediocrity.
	This nation needs some changes. I want to do my part To improve on America so this is where I'll start.


	CH. I think I'll run for President of the good old USA.
	I think I'll choose Rush Limbaugh as my secretary of state.
	With the Tea Party endorsing me everything will be OK.
	I think I'll run for President of the good old USA.

	2. I'll put a great big country ham on everybody's plate.
	I'll stop abortion on demand for everybody's sake.
	I'll build a home school army and turn them out first rate
	If I'm elected President of the good old USA.

	3. Only traditional marriages will be the way to go.
	All judges will be forced to hear conservative radio.
	I'll turn Gatlinburg into a national landmark.
	Then I'll make Pigeon Forge and Branson two great amusement parks.

	4. The Bible will be my guide book for everything I do.
	Political correctness will cease to be the rule.
	I'll hang the ten commandments over every court house door.
	I'll appoint Bill O'Riley as my Secretary of War.

	5. With Beck and Hannity promoting me, I am sure to win.
	I'll pick Dr. James Dobson as my VP., He's an influential friend.
	I'll send Obama on a one way trip to Timbuktu.
	Then I'll send congressional Liberals to the North Korea Zoo!
	(Repeat CH.)

	� 1998/2010 Don Woolett, (270) 723-5184



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